I've had some serious questions/thoughts on mind mind lately, and I feel like the only way to work through them is to state them aloud and get some feedback from my worldwide followers.
So, here they are, in no particular order:
1. Can I really claim to fit into my pre-prego clothes again, when it seriously takes a long battle of tucking and squeezing to get myself into them???
2. Is it normal to HATE a traffic light??? There is a traffic light that without fail, turns red the second it spots me. I've tried sneaking up on it, I've tried to pretend like I don't notice how rude it always is to me, I've even held in the extremely vulgar language that I want to use every time I have to stop at it's red light. I'm sure you won't believe me, but I'm sure I even saw it smirk at me once. UGH! How do you get even with a traffic light???
3. What is the deal with me and sweets??? I will make a vow with myself that I'm not going to eat anymore sweets, and seriously 10 minutes later when someone offers me something delectable, I dig in, without even a second thought to the stupid unrealistic vow I just made moments earlier.
4. Why do I become a raging, screaming, emotional, lunatic once a month??? Oh wait.......................nevermind.
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Why do I still have friends who don't understand the importance of public restroom procedures ??? I have a friend whom I will call Freba, who I kid you not, had to give a talk in our stake conference, while we were eating dinner beforehand, she took her talk into the restroom with her, and I was informed that she placed it on the top of the toilet while she did her business......................that's right, ON. TOP. OF. THE. TOILET. Then she brought it back to the table, and continued to hold it and saturate all of the germs that were on it into her skin. Seriously Freba??? Have I taught you nothing???
These are just a few of the thoughts/questions that keep me up at night. I would greatly appreciate any feedback you might have to help me in my quest for answers.
Thank you, and good night.